RT @everydaycaitlin: RT @AnnCurry: “Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” -Abraham Lincoln

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Does anyone want to go to Lollapalooza this August? #Soundgarden #LadyGaga #GreenDay #EdwardSharpe etc.

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I never understood why “sad/brooding” equals “deep.” Just because someone’s depressed doesn’t mean they’re thinking something spectacular.

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There is a silver lining to Lance Armstrong’s testicular #cancer. if he gets kicked in the crotch, he only has half the pain.

I just got 4 gigs for my Mac Pro…oh man, 6 gigs of RAM is SOOO cool….I think I’m just to going to render everything.

This is my favorite video of the week. Freaking hilarious. “…he took their assamadoodles” bit.ly/9V6wvD

Before I get into the leukemia update portion of this post, I would like to announce the launch of my website, www.hypnotictoast.com! It collects all my digitizable work to date, and will be a major … Read more

My website www.hypnotictoast.com is finally up! Yay! Check it out yall, and tell me what you think.

Wizard’s “What class are you?” quiz is an insult to INT bit.ly/VEb9 #DungeonsandDragons #roleplaying #gaming

@zachdonovan I’ve been dreaming of hamburgers #food gaming articles; so far this is my favorite bit.ly/9NS253

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Did a Google search for nun outfit and this is what came up New Sexy Adult Costume tinyurl.com/buytwit/p…

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You do a lot of waiting on film sets. There is just tons of boring time, then a high spike of intense action, then nothing. It’s like combat

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@zachdonovan first broccoli, and now supacool? it’s all too amazing. I’m going to name my kid lenny suckmyass deluca.

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RT @feliciaday: I love you Ok Go: bit.ly/OMGokgo How many takes?! BE HONEST!

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Well, it’s taken me a few days longer to come up with the second part of catching up with transplant boy, but the Olympics were on! Man, that final hockey game was so amazing, I may just start … Read more

Hair update: Pits, out. Mustache, ever so slightly in. It’s like I’m 13 all over again!

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The the girl at the end of the Dulcolax commerical running on the Olympics is SO HAPPY she took a shit…her friends are too!ut cars?

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Welcome one and all, to another long overdue post! A lot has happened since I said I was going to get a transplant, namely the transplant, but I’ll try to summarize as best I can the last two months. … Read more

My favorite kind of satire is when the real skewer is aimed not at someone/thing, but at ridiculous ideas people have about people/things

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I apologize for not posting for a while, but I’ve been busy, and busy equals news, so here it is: I am going to get the stem cell transplant. In fact, I’m being admitted into the hospital today … Read more