Sleep is like a mature friend; the more you see her, the less she wants to get in your eyes.
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RT @GeorgeTakei: It starts young. t.co/S1gCCE0G7…
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I started drinking lots of tea, because everyone in new york needs a habit.
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This is pretty awesome. t.co/wRhFMzbAj…
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It’s Wormules! All the strength of Hercules, none of the limbs! Watch him try to be useful.
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My improv team Call Your Mom is doing a show hosted by Former Business Partners! Wednesday October 23! t.co/xoX2unf8u…
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Lack Of Sexual Tension With Coworker Almost Unbearable t.co/D4QWm00XY…
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So many people on The Onion’s American Voices are systems analysts #theonion
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In case anyone was thinking about it, edible underwear tastes gross.
RT @GeorgeTakei: There’s a map for that. t.co/ANHqJCRT0…
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RT @zachdonovan: Hey, you know who’s great? @elledott @n_o_moore @chrisjohndeluca @elizabethhintze are great.
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The Norwegian prison where inmates are treated like people t.co/rHa3Xl717…
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Just saw the movie Lucy. A little too much violance for me but a must see nonetheless. Find out why we are really here. Johanssan does the job and then some. Aloha.
—John DeLuca
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Report: Gap Wider Than Ever Between Ultra-Rich And Reality | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/Gz4zHqdLY…
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It’s been said before, so I won’t say it again.
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Really interesting article. t.co/V0KhcasVZ…
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Smarter Women Less Likely To Have Kids | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/mZl0ot8Pu…
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The movie: Blue Jazzmine. Woody Allen has outdone himself on this one. I know certain people are fans of his and others are not but the material here has little to do with comedy and more to do with human nature and people’s inability to rise past life’s crisis. Kate Blanchett plays the central character and does a superb job. The rest of the cast is terrific but half way into the movie it’s apparent that Blanchett has the cental role and has the acting chops to take it on. This movie is a must see.
—John DeLuca
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Finding shit in a new code base
When a developer moves to a new company, one of the biggest transitions is adapting to the new code base. While most companies will be understanding of newcomers making their way into the rigorous … Read more
Wow, this seems like a game changer for web devs. t.co/dGCV5rUym…
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History Of The Catholic Church’s Views On Homosexuality | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/HNmhiFo7Z…
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Insurance Company Gets Fucked Over By Another Cancer Patient | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/Vm6BPzf9W…
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Terrified Johnny Depp Unable To Remove Tonto Makeup | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/a08EYFSfl…
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Completely Unknown Employee Begins Sending Email Updates To Office | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/9W5D0w1vp…
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Most Popular Summer Camp Activities | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/53TPr9pTI…
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