George Zimmerman Offers To Just Plead Guilty And Pay Fine Or Whatever | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/a5EQEREmF…
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2013 category
Mexico Surpasses U.S. As Fattest Nation | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/otT3R1tUL…
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Fun experiment; go to the gym and lock someone else’s locker.
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Zoo Visitors Watch Mating Rituals Of Ice Cream Shop Staff | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/ZPvZWVxmE…
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Study: Unpaid Internships Don’t Lead To Jobs | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/SQv8M68RF…
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@n_o_moore don’t I know it.
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There are two types of people; people who can fly and turn invisible, and you. #burn
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@n_o_moore sweet! #bamf
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Logo Of Smiling Cartoon Tooth Holding Brush Inspires Nothing But Confidence In Local Oral Surgeon t.co/9eDfP5Kqa…
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We saw the film Hugo. Shasha Barron Cohen was in it. He looked pretty without those shorts pants and in a military uniform.
—John DeLuca
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Area Man Loses All Control Of Face While Thinking | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/v0HQviVP1…
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Had a sweet improv 101 grad show. Congrats everyone! Call your mom!
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RT @zachdonovan: Glad to have such wonderful friends @chrisjohndeluca @n_o_moore
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American Dental Association Recommends Making Your Gums Hurt Really Bad Once A Day | t.co/jNvvy1lvK…
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That was cool. t.co/tAJGBEEwi…
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70% Of Americans Take Prescription Drugs | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/GPzjk8VsO…
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Superman Turns 75 | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/42xIFCU2x…
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I find I get the most stressed when others around me are too. Herd mentality and all that. Still working on a… t.co/EE5CNbhE7…
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Report: Get Back To Fucking Work | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/srJLip2UT…
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Dude’s got some cool stuff.
Daniel Contreras - Portfolio of Works t.co/NQyZzjFUs…
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal t.co/JqMptn8GP…
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Cool!
Chromium Blog: A classic boardwalk game rolls from your phone to your computer—using only your browser t.co/MhdeuLF8j…
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I’ll be looking out for this in movies now.
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Warning: much GoT tv spoilers.
Oh Shit, I Totally Forgot That Happens! | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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