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EPA Warns Americans Not To Breathe

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Everyone Who Started Watching ‘Mad Money’ In 2005 Now Billionaires

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Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future

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Arab-American Actually Kind Of Enjoys Always Having 2 Bus Seats To Self

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17-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/11

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Thanks @Kareem for sharing!

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James Holmes Elected New NRA President

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Just saw iron man 3. Fun movie. And, spoilers, most expensive fireworks ever.

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‘Fat’ Dad Jim Gaffigan On Kids, Comedy And Apartment Living

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The 5 Stupidest Ways Important People Leaked Deadly Secrets

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6 Mind-Blowing Pop Culture Questions Answered by Super Fans

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This is just about perfect.

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Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

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Homeless man’s A/B test of generosity based on faith

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For those not in the obscure film knowledge loop, this is cool.

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This is hilarious. Thanks @Zach Donovan for finding this.

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5 Ridiculous Health Myths You Probably Believe

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Game Dev Tycoon developers give pirates a taste of their own medicine

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5 Sci-Fi Gadgets That Are Really Just Everyday Objects

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It’s like a sketchbook, for PHP regular expressions!

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Couple At Point Where They’re Comfortable Using Toilet At Same Time

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