Programs the NSA couldn’t crack: t.co/O5IwMqAVg…

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If you don’t want to spring for the app there is a lifehack that does the same thing; it’s called your bladder.

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I was at the movies, and they had an ad for an app that tells you the best times to pee during the movie.

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I liked a @YouTube video t.co/hLzakZgEh… Christmas Serial - Saturday Night Live

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My blog post about the hidden #LOTR calendar in #macosx #commandline t.co/wLO70Q4JJ…

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Confessions of a former internet troll - Vox t.co/5eFBHsIyc…

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A quick, fun tip for Mac and command line users who are fans of The Lord of the Rings; Mac OS X ships with the BSD command line calendars, which show important dates in history for various interests. … Read more

This is incredible. Their only mistake is that the robot is too small. Let’s get worm operated excavation equipment! t.co/th3RyZcuR…

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It’s funny cause it’s sad! t.co/TLsApnJ5o…

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This is funny t.co/N0ZGpcori…

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Finally, some holiday TV I can get behind! t.co/WldXMFC0r…

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Luckily for me, the tree fell AFTER she left. #LumberjackPunchlines

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Something to ponder… t.co/0QTfu1jhi…

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RT @JRehling: If you don’t have time to read #FergusonRiotTips, this sums it up: t.co/lW6tXn7uF…

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@1_800_moms call your mom has a show tonight at 2A in the east village at 8:30pm.

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I’m now on t.co/HPxdgqoSN… You can find me @bronzehedwick.

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Kind of heavy handed, but still rings true. t.co/9eM6RcECz…

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Anyone else have the Took Many Cooks theme still stuck in their head?

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My improv team Call Your Mom has a twitter! @1_800_moms Follow to get the funnies. Don’t follow to get so, so sad.

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Found this really cool tetris inspired game: t.co/gfIKv1cNi…

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The word “new” has been with the english language too long to be credible.

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If you’re a suck up in a biker gang, are you schmoozing for a bruising? #imsorry

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No Parent Should Have To Endure The Agony And Heartbreak Of Having A Shitty Kid t.co/zhn2UbKrM… via @clickhole

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3 Internet Shortcuts That Help No One | t.co/34ycJLyBb… t.co/XGBA2tmqy…

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I got 19 out of 25 on The Geekiest Font Quiz You Will Ever Take! t.co/JyNWqgW9g… via @lukelewis @buzzfeed

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