Security is important, @mint. We’d like it if you supported two factor auth. t.co/yFw6ATgHF… #SupportTwoFactorAuth

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I had no idea custom tags were this cool. t.co/vboYkpwtb…

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RT @GeorgeTakei: This messaging needs some sharpening. #GetTheLeadOut t.co/pUBbaqgBE…

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I want to get the word “barph” to take off as slang, just like “phat” in the 90s. So, “That is sooo #barph !” describes something great.

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Chocolate topped bacon roses are a thing. #thedailymeal t.co/GWqHdwUmK…

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RT @spotastic: I’m selling my Flappy Bird for $50 bucks. (I’m not talking about the game).

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RT @spotastic: What ISN’T a napkin?

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RT @GeorgeTakei: Oh Myyy. t.co/3fA3unTC4…

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RT @eringriffith: really though, i can’t stop clicking on this. t.co/ZP00bLp9n…

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I want a banana funeral; I figure, I’m already dead, why not cover the place in fruit?

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