Stand with @Mozilla. Tell Congress to protect #NetNeutrality: t.co/vDTYI43Qs…

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Space truckers die in space truck. The woman from Avatar doesn’t die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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A lot of violent people are stuck in New York. A guy with one eye gets out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Newman is a dick. Falls in mud. Dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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There are no Trolls #Troll2 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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t.co/W3OHSYJ61… compares pilots to artists;if you have a passion for something, people will screw you. I have definitely seen that.

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Sandra Bullock is ugly and clumsy. Then she isn’t. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Man does not like snakes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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RIP Joan Rivers t.co/1AAqlVpsH…

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“I beat you!” - Kindergarteners racing, or the Ferguson police?

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Ah that’s fun. t.co/cglw3OUBp…

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My first impressions on D&D 5th edition. More impressions to come. t.co/N132f9M9o…

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Yeah this is good. t.co/NrORmUWoI…

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t.co/8rgBeJrNs… What our reactions to te celeb hack say about us.

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I bought the new 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons players handbook. Having thought 4th edition was somewhat akin to the Jar-Jar Binks of D&amp;D, I was excited to be excited by the game again. I … Read more

<t.co/NJorRkR1f…> nothing radical, just some well know myths about government spending.

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I started a blog. Topics are gaming, and programming, as well as regular narritive non-fiction. t.co/7xIp3O74c…

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You know you live in a first world country if you think you deserve a medal for cleaning the bathroom.

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Aliens must exist. Otherwise, how do you explain Ann Coulter? t.co/5g4LEh9Lh…

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I am a ninja of space and time. Except I can only move forward in either one. That’s right, I can’t walk backwards.

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I have the “forgot clothes in public” dream so often, I don’t get embarrassed. “Oh crap, again? Alright guys, let’s power through this. “

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Never tell me the sky’s the limit when looking up cramps my neck.

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New game: Super Garlic Bros. It follows the adventures of Mario and Luigi’s breath. #nintendo #mariobros #videogames

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Pirates: Thieves + ocean = cool.

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Jekyll is a tool for static site generation, and it&rsquo;s what powers Github pages, both of which generate and host this site, respectively. It&rsquo;s a fantastic tool for hackers to create simple, … Read more