2014 category

I want to do some hardcore Mr Ed fan fiction. 50 Shades of Hay.

Research is underrated. I’d back that up, but…

“You got a lotta nerves coming back here.” - slogan for a paranoia treatment center #iwish

You know what I think? Nah, me neither.

Andy and I will be on TalkShow TalkShow tonight! t.co/rVllyb63e…

Twitter’s feature that notifies you when someone else favorites another person’s tweet is terrible. “Look, someone’s popular! It’s not you!”

Who is the farest of of them all? No one’s talking about that. t.co/dPrThZ2bH…

7 Horrors of Ferguson Policing (Made Less Awful With Farts) | t.co/34ycJLyBb… t.co/7dk94Qq48…

I just climbed 6 flights of stairs. I shouldn’t feel like this much death.

“We all shit in the same place now. Someone will have to get rid of it. Not it!” - Everyone except the first sanitation worker #quotes

Little jack Horner, lived on the corner, smoking his curds and whey… that’s how it goes, right?

I got shivers just looking at the pictures. From beauty and terror t.co/eGDjLk4wC…

Chinese Movie Theaters Displaying Audience Texts On Screen | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/yJCTIkliB…

I just bought the 5th Edition D&D Player’s Handbook. I’m very excited. t.co/SpPg9bJSZ…

This is actually pretty funny t.co/jk55sENfr…

RT @TKav: @DavidBlue t.co/3o03hayIl…

Well said, and scary. t.co/dApIIJEsL…

Hey Missouri, here’s another idea: sanity. t.co/o71sTVynz… #Ferguson

Adam Carolla settles with patent troll t.co/0wSuU8VXv…

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Ferguson, MO and Police Militarizati…: t.co/l7EgiPpHP… via @YouTube

Speed 3 should be about Keanue Reeves taking speed and constantly running, or else he’ll have to answer for being on speed. #movies

Amy Poehler on Why Great People Do Things before They’re Ready t.co/x9ajQiu1c…