2014 category

I gotta read Brave New World now. t.co/lVzoWfM38…

I Liked Everything I Saw on Facebook for Two Days. Here’s What It Did to Me | Gadget Lab | WIRED t.co/WSgpt1LYM…

Every one of these babies is pooping #Pampers t.co/6Ffc6UGud…

Goldilocks found 3 bowels of porridge in the cottage… And went home, because that’s someone else’s food. #BoringFairyTales

The small good wolf huffed and puffed…after helping the pigs build their houses. #BoringFairyTales

Confirming what we all suspected, reality shows are evil. t.co/FlOyUjXTs…

A legal battle is ramping up to determine if monkey’s can own a copyright. I’m really excited. t.co/KfT7UwBPl…

“I fought the claw and the claw won.” - every claw game #carnival #boardwalk

We can be both nostalgic for the past and use it as an excuse. “Ah, the good old days. Don’t blame Bill for being a racist. He’s old.”

If a Knight is Knighted, is a Dame Damed?

Celsius 451 just doesn’t have the same ring. #RayBradbury

“Well, buckle my nuts!” - things I wish #DonKnots would say.

Original post on twitter

Fun Fact: the original song was It’s Raining Sven, about a bunch of Norwegian clones falling from a blimp.

A girl wearing rubber shorts carries a bag reading, “Our game is not over.” Is that a threat?

“To pee, or not to pee?” - a question never asked by a dog #petjokes #shakespear #groan

Do you ever hear the word, “cantaloupe” and start attacking everyone in sight? Or is that just my trigger word? #manchuriancandidate

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal t.co/3RcZXu9gG…

Is pubic hair straightening a business? Have the French got there yet? #BeautyEssentials

There’s three dudes practicing a stage fight with bo staves. Some dude with a ponytail is bossing them around. It’s remarkably boring.

Original post on twitter

Pretty sweet article on the business side of D&D t.co/5sCgjrgse… #d&d

What if we make first contact with an alien, but it’s the equivalent of the elephant man on their planet? We’d never know.

There’s only 6,954 things I want out of life. Is that too much to ask? #simplelife

Google wants to map perfect health through genetics. Soon, they can advertise straight to your cells! t.co/RTgToPYox…

The Who, What, Where, Why, and When are important, but what about the Wash? There isn’t nearly enough journalism about laundry.