Allow Satan into your life: chmod 666 my_soul.txt. The permissions of the beast.

Read the short story The Great Wide World Over There by Ray Bradbury.

I won’t lie: this is the darkest, horniest piece of A.I. assisted fiction I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen very little. It does have a happy ending, however.: https://www.chrisdeluca.me/article/starry-mustard-house/

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I won’t lie: this is the darkest, horniest piece of A.I. assisted fiction I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen very little. It does have a happy ending, however. Some background. Starry … Read more

I’ve been writing(ish?) stories via https://aidungeon.io, a ML algorithm trained on text adventure games. The first was a fantasy, and this one is a detective story. It gets weird.

Also posted to: https://mastodon.social/@bronzehedwick/103440652215864416

I’ve been writing(ish?) stories via aidungeon.io, a ML algorithm trained on text adventure games. The first was a fantasy, and this one is a detective story. It gets weird. You are Zorro, a … Read more

Magazine photographers have exactly 6 ideas for shooting comedians:

1. Talking into something that’s not a phone like it’s a phone.
2. Striking a glamorous pose while wearing something stupid.
3. Laughing!
4. Making a strained face like they don’t know what’s going on.
5. What is that awful, awful smell?
6. Laughing!

Did not finish reading: My First Movie: 20 Celebrated Directors Talk about Their First Film by Various authors, edited by Stephen Lowenstein. Read this for a couple essays. Took me 18 days.

Read the short story Making Your Life as an Artist by Andrew Simmonet.

I’ve been writing(ish?) fiction via the fantastic aidungeon.io, which is a machine learning algorithm trained on text adventure games. You are Chris, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. … Read more

This is a piece I wrote for McSweeny’s that I didn’t think would get published, but wanted to go through the process regardless. As suspected, it was not published. Here it is, in all … Read more