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Terrifier 3, 2024 - ★★★

Watched on Sunday October 13, 2024. Read more

I used Letterboxd besties to find everyone with my same listed favorite movies. No one had the exact same, four or any of the same three. 🍿🦄

The Final Girls, 2015 - ★★★★

So fun Read more

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All, 2024 - ★★★

Watched on Tuesday October 1, 2024. Read more

Sabotage, 1936

More like sand-bo-tage Read more

Alien, 1979

Watched on Saturday September 28, 2024. Read more

Total Recall, 1990

Watched on Monday September 23, 2024. Read more

The Substance, 2024 - ★★★★

This movie keeps going harder. But then? It goes even harder. Read more

James Adomian - Path Of Most Resistance, 2024 - ★★★½

That was the only impression of Jerome Powell I've seen this year. Read more

Demolition Man, 1993 - ★½

"Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!" Largely a clumsy conservative power fantasy, Wesley Snipes still manages to be very entertaining. Read more

Me, a white man, years ago. I have messy hair, thin stubble, and a tired, sunken expression. I hold a film clapper. You can make out that it reads "Ghost house Shit house scene 2E take 1"

One time, in the far distant past, I used to both have hair and make movies. I loved every minute of both. 🍿

Hot Shots!, 1991

Watched on Tuesday September 17, 2024. Read more

I don’t have the words to describe how beautifully deranged Tokyo Gore Police is. High blood pressure romp that doesn’t give you time to keep guessing. 🍿

Media Diet: August 2024

🎵 Music Tango Mango—Can Look, I’m leading off with this because I did listen to classic high brow 70s German experimental rock band Can’s classic experimental rock album Tango Mango, … Read more

Showed a double feature of Godzilla Minus One and Godzilla: Final Wars on the roof the other day. We had 25 people up there! Roofzilla lives. 🍿

I’ve seen 50 First Dates but not Buffy The Vampire Slayer. This message brought to you by “Random Movie Neuron Firings” 🍿

Media Diet: July 2024

Yes, August is almost over, but I haven’t collected my thoughts on July yet, so take my hand and travel back in time to the distant lands of about a month ago. Most of the stuff I see is old … Read more

Since moving in with my roommates, we’ve watched a lot of movies together. They are almost exclusively horror. I’m not mad. 🍿

Come back, Astoria

This is part of a series on my nomadic life following my divorce. Aside from the introduction, they can be read in any order. The wind whipped my hair, slathering it around my skull. I was standing … Read more

Media Diet: May–June 2024

I went another two months without writing a media diet! These posts are way too important to ignore for that long, so let’s get into the crap I took in. But before that, look at this 👇 Table of … Read more

Monkey Man was brutal action fun. Big ups to the trans community training Dev Patel how to kick the corrupt cop’s ass. 🍿

Did I watch Friday the 13th Part 6 and 7 last night? Yes, yes I did. Do the teenagers behave like humans? No, they do not. But they do behave like Friday characters, so that’s consistent. 🍿

Media Diet: February–April 2024

It’s been a while since my last media diet post—three months, I was horrified to learn. There’s a lot to get through, so I’m taking a whirlwind tour on this one. There’s no … Read more

I watched half of the Red Hot Cheetos movie the other night. It is not good, but I was entertained, but I shut it off. Make of that what you will. 🍿

Media Diet - January 2024

My January has been monopolized by moving into an apartment and traveling to California for work and to see friends and family. In between all that, here’s what I was watching, reading, and … Read more