Everyone is so young! A lot broader comedically than I thought going in, for whatever reason, but man I laughed.

Huh

Watched on Monday November 9, 2026.

The “this meets that” premise feels more like a hat on a hat.

Why isn’t everyone talking incessantly about this? So funny.

Dark and gritty on stilts.

Why are the kids always outside? They know there’s dinosaurs that only eat kids out there.

What a blast.

What

Silly and slick.

I can see everything is everything I wanted and more. Go see it in a packed theater if you can get a ticket.

Starts insane, goes fairly grounded for a bit, then goes bug fuck nuts for the final stretch. Feels like a good DP shot a student film.

Less a movie and more an encapsulation of toxic masculinity via 70s grindhouse. I know it’s important historically but god damn you know?

My favorite part was when the real estate agent drives over a grave and goes, “damn tombstone!”

Incredible movie. Does something genuinely original and effecting. If you’ve seen all the Friday the 13th movies you’ll get all the loving references, but it’s not necessary to enjoy. Great needle drops as well. Hahah einbinder is perfectly cast and Gillian Anderson is jaw droppingly magnetic. God damn this movie rules so hard I’m mad.

Quite possibly the wettest film.

I was unprepared for how cool Blacula is.

Still rips.

Some fun creepy pasta over here.

Art

I didn't know who Shelley was before watching this, but this was the doc I needed to see right now. It's a well made movie of a fascinating, impressive, and tragic person.