Even the TSA has some fun.

Some mornings, you just breathe. ☕️

Watched on Sunday February 2, 2025. Read more

Watched on Saturday February 1, 2025. Read more

Retsina is the Queen of all she surveys. 🐈

Perfect movie. Read more

My friend Alex reminded me of the time we performed in a drag show circa 2008. We did a little comedy medley and lip synced some tunes. That’s me on the right. We’re looking good.

The narrative was thin and boring, which was also my nickname in collage. Read more

A foggy day in lower Manhattan.

Watched on Saturday January 18, 2025. Read more

I now know less about Bob Dylan. Read more

As I’ve been told in no uncertain terms, this movie exists only in the present. Read more

Cat hat. 🎩 🐈‍⬛

Kitty cuddle season continues. 🐱

There’s terror spilling over the brim of this galaxy. Alien meets Jacob’s ladder. Pre Freddy Kruger Robert Englund fights himself. The mom from twin peaks is a crazed captain. A man says in all … Read more

What a bunch of silly gooses. Read more

Proof that horror movies were about trauma before 2010. Also Santa will kick your fucking ass. Read more

Come for the sumptuous dark visuals, stay for the blood drinking sounds. Read more

Gotta go faster. Read more

Gotta go fast. Read more

…but is it, tho? Read more

While sorting through old papers, I found a copy of the first cover letter I wrote out of collage.

I was trying to score a writing gig, and knew absolutely nothing about anything. I walked around NYC in a suit and handed out this cover letter and a resume with can’t-not-hire credits like, “wrote for my collage paper” to doormen at The Daily Show and Late Night and places like that. I tried to mask my inexperience with a funny cover letter, which, like Carmex on a blister, only servered to highlight it.

The whole thing was, of course, phenomenally ineffective. On the plus side, only several people openly laughed in my face.

The cover letter did give me a chuckle now almost twenty years later, so I’ll take that as a personal win.

Here’s the letter transcribed in its entirety.

To Whom It May Concern:

Please give me a job. I have recently graduated college with an English Degree, and am currently living in a cardboard box. I would like to purchase some duct tape to waterproof said cardboard box, but in today’s unstable economy it runs as high as $4.00, which is well outside my budget. If you could give me a position paying between twenty and thirty dollars a year, it would really help me out. Obviously, I would prefer a job paying at least $100,000.00 a tear, as I could by a lifetime supply of duct tape. Please respond as soon as possible, as the box is getting rather mushy.

Enclosed is my resume. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Christopher DeLuca

Found some old doodles while cleaning out old notebooks.

Oh, so you wanted to get throat punched by lovable murder ghost lore? Stink your neck through this movie. Read more