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Cat hat. 🎩 πŸˆβ€β¬›

Me, a bald white guy with glasses and a big ass beard, sitting in a chair. There’s a black cat, superbass, sitting on the back of the chair, and it kind of looks like I’m wearing her as a hat. Kind of.
Auto-generated description: A calico cat is lounging comfortably, gazing at the camera and stretching out one paw.

Kitty cuddle season continues. 🐱

Galaxy of Terror, 1981

There’s terror spilling over the brim of this galaxy. Alien meets Jacob’s ladder. Pre Freddy Kruger Robert Englund fights himself. The mom from twin peaks is a crazed captain. A man says in all … Read more

The Menu, 2022 - β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

What a bunch of silly gooses. Read more

Silent Night, Deadly Night, 1984

Proof that horror movies were about trauma before 2010. Also Santa will kick your fucking ass. Read more

Nosferatu, 2024

Come for the sumptuous dark visuals, stay for the blood drinking sounds. Read more

Sonic the Hedgehog 2, 2022

Gotta go faster. Read more

Sonic the Hedgehog, 2020

Gotta go fast. Read more

Babygirl, 2024

…but is it, tho? Read more

While sorting through old papers, I found a copy of the first cover letter I wrote out of collage.

Auto-generated description: A humorous letter requests a job to afford duct tape for living in a cardboard box, with a resume enclosed.

I was trying to score a writing gig, and knew absolutely nothing about anything. I walked around NYC in a suit and handed out this cover letter and a resume with can’t-not-hire credits like, “wrote for my collage paper” to doormen at The Daily Show and Late Night and places like that. I tried to mask my inexperience with a funny cover letter, which, like Carmex on a blister, only servered to highlight it.

The whole thing was, of course, phenomenally ineffective. On the plus side, only several people openly laughed in my face.

The cover letter did give me a chuckle now almost twenty years later, so I’ll take that as a personal win.

Here’s the letter transcribed in its entirety.

To Whom It May Concern:

Please give me a job. I have recently graduated college with an English Degree, and am currently living in a cardboard box. I would like to purchase some duct tape to waterproof said cardboard box, but in today’s unstable economy it runs as high as $4.00, which is well outside my budget. If you could give me a position paying between twenty and thirty dollars a year, it would really help me out. Obviously, I would prefer a job paying at least $100,000.00 a tear, as I could by a lifetime supply of duct tape. Please respond as soon as possible, as the box is getting rather mushy.

Enclosed is my resume. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Christopher DeLuca

Auto-generated description: A spiral notebook page filled with various black ink doodles, including abstract shapes, faces, and text, rests on a wooden floor with other notebooks underneath.

Found some old doodles while cleaning out old notebooks.

A cute kitty sitting on a blanket with tigers on it. Hat on a hat? Bad. Cat on a cat? The best. 🐱

The Frighteners, 1996

Oh, so you wanted to get throat punched by lovable murder ghost lore? Stink your neck through this movie. Read more

Batman Returns, 1992

Watched on Monday December 23, 2024. Read more

Sunning butt to butt. πŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›

Two cats, one tortie one tuxedo, sitting on top of a red couch, droopy eyes, in a big sun spot, loafing with their butts up against each other.

I may like my code editor a lot. #neovim

Me, an aging white guy, wearing a black hoodie with the Neovim symbol on the front.

Got these dope foil local magic the gathering stickers. Now, where to put them…

Two foil stickers that say β€œmtg astoria β€œ above a drawing of maybe the hellgate bridge.

Flow, 2024 - β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

I love any movie that tells its story without any words. Read more

A photo of a super cute kitty loafing on a couch, staring right into the lense.

Good evening, it’s Kitty o’clock. 🐈

Smile 2, 2024 - β˜…β˜…β˜…

Watched on Sunday December 8, 2024. Read more

Podcast wrapped.

Nemesis, 1992

Watched on Friday December 6, 2024. Read more

Alien from L.A., 1988

Watched on Friday December 6, 2024. Read more

Communion, 1989

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ‘½πŸ‘ Read more

Shatter Dead, 1994

Watched on Tuesday December 3, 2024. Read more