I now know that cat dicks look like eagle talons. I can’t stop grimacing.

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Takeaway: you can see everyone’s junk. The Physics Of Olympic Bodies t.co/aeEjOQbOy…

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Great take on creativity and genius: t.co/r133KKoeg… t.co/aGcEQ87iT…

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I woke up this morning and my neck hurt, and I don’t know why. I hadn’t been drinking. They told me 30 would hit hard.

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“Yeah, I shit my pants,” said the confident man. #NovelNotes

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More Encryption Means Less Privacy - ACM Queue t.co/verbmIOyV…

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Trump’s Indecent Proposal t.co/rgz9QeXxK…

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21 Signs That Story You’re About To Share Is Secretly B.S. t.co/caf2H3Ww1…

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Mysterious Tweet Sparks Fears Edward Snowden Is Missing Or Dead t.co/qbxsLs7It…

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Verifying myself: I am bronzehedwick on Keybase.io. RZ9CBe8sYQy6rcdhahe5fL7Fg53PUOCQSS1c / t.co/Ltzzruj3C…

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My sister shared this. All about Chris’s t.co/cMv8kIfBG…

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A fancy script “Z” + night = thinking The Plaza Lounge was The Playa Lounge.

One letter = class

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My wife trying to figure out the name of The Night Of:

• A Night to Remember
• The Night Watchmen
• John Turturro’s Client

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5 Reasons (Almost) Everyone Was Wrong About Trump t.co/68W1TB8Hx…

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RT @mshelton: t.co/yTMK7GjbB…

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RT @jonathanchait: Trump right now: “I may have committed some, uh, light… treason.” t.co/7fiEOphLO…

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RT @WNYC: .@HillaryClinton to young girls watching last night: “I may become the first woman president but one of you is next” t.co…

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RT @robreiner: Official:@realDonaldTrump will not release his taxes. UNACCEPTABLE Cannot elect someone who might be colluding with the Russ…

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RT @eczema_records: RED VARIANT now available from @STSPhonoCo t.co/hKe5Wv1e2…

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RT @MattBellassai: if ur house was on fire, would u rather trust a woman who’s been a firefighter for 50 years with a few burns, or a man w…

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I liked a @YouTube video t.co/hsXyucxmU… Craig Ferguson 2009.03.04 Archbishop Desmond Tutu part 2 of 4

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RT @TammyRosenfeld: Silence is not an option. Call people out on their hate. #LoveforLeslieJ t.co/i1G5e6UfQ…

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Eliot Weinberger · They could have picked… t.co/O9YxHrM4a…

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RT @Nettaaaaaaaa: Police claim a handcuffed #AlexiaChristian produced a gun and shot at them. She died after they shot her 10 times. https:…

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RT @phlsa: In other news, your #Chrome browsing data will soon be used for ad tailoring. Time to act surprised, I guess. t.co/kd2sg…

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