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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Ferguson, MO and Police Militarizati…: t.co/l7EgiPpHP… via @YouTube

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Speed 3 should be about Keanue Reeves taking speed and constantly running, or else he’ll have to answer for being on speed. #movies

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Amy Poehler on Why Great People Do Things before They’re Ready t.co/x9ajQiu1c…

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“I love soup! But I hate spoons.” - a sad, sad man #quotes

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Yeah, screw sharks! t.co/0ohMQt4iQ…

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Do you ever try to use the wrong mode of entry? Like taking out your keys at the subway, or your metro card at your door? #ihave

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Ha! This is good. t.co/jOMee99e4…

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Diversity of Various Tech Companies By the Numbers — Pixel Envy t.co/O5RvEtveN…

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How much did Ralph vomit for his name to become a euphemism for it?

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“I knew it!” - a conspiracy theorist, whenever anything happens #quotes

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Why the shlong face?—some dickhead #quotes

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American Bible premieres Tuesday night on #NBC! t.co/WEAZsU4Be… #TheNEWReality

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Fear Tractor premieres Monday night on #NBC! t.co/rAk3MCS6F… #TheNEWReality

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So You Think You Can Cough? Premiere’s Friday night on #NBC! t.co/oyAMvUtj9… #TheNEWReality

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American History Ox #BadNatureShows

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American Bridle #BadNatureShows

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Leave it to Beaver #BadNatureShows

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Most people in the world don’t know about whatever your favorite thing is. #itstrue

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I saw Get On Up this weekend with Andy McCarthy. Aside from the standard docu drama cliches, it was awesome to hear the music in a theater.

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I can’t really grasp it, yet. I feel like a cartoon character who ran out over a cliff, and is just about to realize it. #RipRobinWilliams

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RT @moshekasher: If yr wondering why comics are acting like we lost 1 of our own,its because he always acted like he was.Never a movie sta…

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RT @SpencerAlthouse: Robin Williams’ answer to “If heaven exists what would you like to hear god say when you arrive?” t.co/U1ga46s4

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RT @ChrisGethard: This is the face of my mental illness, and I’m ok with you seeing it. #NoShame #RIPRobinWilliams t.co/NvoUwT6J0…

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