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What if we make first contact with an alien, but it’s the equivalent of the elephant man on their planet? We’d never know.

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There’s only 6,954 things I want out of life. Is that too much to ask? #simplelife

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Google wants to map perfect health through genetics. Soon, they can advertise straight to your cells! t.co/RTgToPYox…

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The Who, What, Where, Why, and When are important, but what about the Wash? There isn’t nearly enough journalism about laundry.

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@RunicGames when is Torchlight 2 coming out for Mac! It’s been sooooooo long!

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If you like movies, structures, and the incongruities between the two, you’ll like this. t.co/6W22H0fu7…

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You know you’re out of shape when you get tired hearing old cliche’s, like, “I’ve been around the block a few times.”

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If you like movies, structures, and the incongruities between the two, you’ll like this. t.co/Zgva7DTT1…

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I am published on The Daily Meal! t.co/eyMRT089X…

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“It’s time to get eel.” - The Feastie Boys #quotes

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I recently discovered what headcannon is, and it’s silly. The #xkcd: t.co/qOtZsFwmK… The thing: t.co/h7zYvM49J… @n_o_moore

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Does anyone else get nostalgic for the future of the past? #BladeRunner #StarWars #Alien #Jetsons #2001 #Metropolis

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Bill Clinton Swag dot com is amazing. Pick 4 albums and get a image of Bill listening to them! Thanks to @Solari2600

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Awesome article about how movies can become bad. t.co/o7aEvfP5c…

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Bamboozle is probably my favorite word. It’s like a loud, sudden, boozle.

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Why do people talk about fictional characters as if their abilities are real? Sherlock Holmes can’t be the best detective who ever lived.

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Study: Infants Can Smell Mothers’ Fears | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

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The phrase “Barry rides again,” is a triumphant return. However, “Barry rides, again,” let’s us know that Barry needs to stop fucking riding, already. #grammar

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I’m pretty sure this is a serious link. It’s someone arguing that the Beatles were Astronauts. t.co/k4tQfTnvj… #Beatles #Conspiracy

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101 Damnation’s #DogMovies #humanmovies

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Apocalypse Bow-wow #DogMovies

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Moist #DogMovies

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Heelraiser #DogMovies

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