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Shell collections are cool, unless it’s a pistachio shell collection. I had one of those. #why

When you’re hungry, everything looks like an enemy. #stomachfacts #hungargames

If the NYC heat today were a super villain, his powers of making everyone really pissed and tired would be unstoppable. #globalwarming #heat

Today we declare our independence from no fireworks. #July4th

If anyone wants to check if they have a pee fetish, go see Dance of Reality. #movie #imagestuckinhead #somanyquestions

Call Your Mom Show July 1st @ 9pm - t.co/QnnQ3MwD9…

I had an amazing time at #DCM16

Everybody, get in here! #DCMPickupLines

RT @GeorgeTakei: Some Sunday morning graffiti. t.co/aYjN7gIKy…

D&DCM is coming, today at 7am at UCBEast. How? #DCM16 t.co/SbOSGQ2yT…

Who the fuck lives with green lantern? #dcm16 t.co/OYRxF7lP5…

Staying in a hostel in NYC. Also, I live in NYC. #DCM16 #ohyeah #thatsright

On the positive side, if the ACs don’t work it’ll be a free slip n slide! #DCM16 #itshotasballs

Revving up for #DCM16!

RT @EricIdle: Why are all the National Anthems in foreign languages?

Which is a more accurate portrait of our time, #OfficeSpace or #jerseyshore?

Call Your Mom, my improv comedy group, has a show tomorrow at 9pm t.co/uYMgyNOJw…

27th CYM Show: t.co/pz3GYGrLJ… via @YouTube

My improvised movie pitch podcast, Pitches Ain’t Shit, is back! This week: Pounds of Flesh. t.co/vodxHosPx… @DannyCooksey #pas

New episode of my improvised movie pitch podcast, Pitches Ain’t Shit! This week: Pounds of Flesh. t.co/MS5IYZRoM… @channingtatum #pas

@Support I added phone # to get text alerts, and have right settings, but when I sign up for SMS for a user, I get add phone number error.

“Anus rinsing sleaze bagger” t.co/fnDC98Gyv… #frenchknight

“Dick porking cock manager” t.co/NbssKuEy9… #frenchknight