Report: Gap Wider Than Ever Between Ultra-Rich And Reality | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/Gz4zHqdLY…

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It’s been said before, so I won’t say it again.

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Really interesting article. t.co/V0KhcasVZ…

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Smarter Women Less Likely To Have Kids | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/mZl0ot8Pu…

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Wow, this seems like a game changer for web devs. t.co/dGCV5rUym…

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History Of The Catholic Church’s Views On Homosexuality | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/HNmhiFo7Z…

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Insurance Company Gets Fucked Over By Another Cancer Patient | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/Vm6BPzf9W…

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Terrified Johnny Depp Unable To Remove Tonto Makeup | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/a08EYFSfl…

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Completely Unknown Employee Begins Sending Email Updates To Office | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/9W5D0w1vp…

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Most Popular Summer Camp Activities | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/53TPr9pTI…

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George Zimmerman Offers To Just Plead Guilty And Pay Fine Or Whatever | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/a5EQEREmF…

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Mexico Surpasses U.S. As Fattest Nation | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/otT3R1tUL…

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Fun experiment; go to the gym and lock someone else’s locker.

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Zoo Visitors Watch Mating Rituals Of Ice Cream Shop Staff | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/ZPvZWVxmE…

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Study: Unpaid Internships Don’t Lead To Jobs | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/SQv8M68RF…

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@n_o_moore don’t I know it.

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There are two types of people; people who can fly and turn invisible, and you. #burn

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@n_o_moore sweet! #bamf

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Logo Of Smiling Cartoon Tooth Holding Brush Inspires Nothing But Confidence In Local Oral Surgeon t.co/9eDfP5Kqa…

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Area Man Loses All Control Of Face While Thinking | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/v0HQviVP1…

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Had a sweet improv 101 grad show. Congrats everyone! Call your mom!

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RT @zachdonovan: Glad to have such wonderful friends @chrisjohndeluca @n_o_moore

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American Dental Association Recommends Making Your Gums Hurt Really Bad Once A Day | t.co/jNvvy1lvK…

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That was cool. t.co/tAJGBEEwi…

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70% Of Americans Take Prescription Drugs | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/GPzjk8VsO…

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