Too much A.I. generated story based on characters from Paper Computer Games: pcg.wikia.com. You are Balzac Globotron, an alien in space. You are looking for the Trance Gem, a crystal of incredible … Read more

More A.I. generated story based on characters from Paper Computer Games: pcg.wikia.com. You are Mortimer Von Fog Whistle, a ghost in your mansion. You are on a quest to scare off the family that has … Read more

A.I. generated story based on characters from Paper Computer Games: pcg.wikia.com. You are zoovac, a robotic clown in a stick, on earth. You are trying to take down the company, an evil corporation … Read more

I won’t lie: this is the darkest, horniest piece of A.I. assisted fiction I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen very little. It does have a happy ending, however. Some background. Starry … Read more

I’ve been writing(ish?) stories via aidungeon.io, a ML algorithm trained on text adventure games. The first was a fantasy, and this one is a detective story. It gets weird. You are Zorro, a … Read more

I’ve been writing(ish?) fiction via the fantastic aidungeon.io, which is a machine learning algorithm trained on text adventure games. You are Chris, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. … Read more

This is a piece I wrote for McSweeny’s that I didn’t think would get published, but wanted to go through the process regardless. As suspected, it was not published. Here it is, in all … Read more

“Just frame it like, ‘Let’s see how much I can fail.’” I was sitting at a window table in a lower east side dive with a small group of writers I had just met, questioning … Read more

It’s like if Humphrey Bogart and Tina Fey had a baby. —Stephen Spielberg Gwen Gween, junior detective Folks, it is my distinct pleasure, honor, and plonor1 to announce the release of The Pulp … Read more

If you like JavaScript this binding, and the comedy classic Who’s on First?, then is this the mashup for you! INT. OFFICE - DAY Two programmers, Phil and Mary, sit at their desks, typing. After … Read more

This is a little comic idea I came up with months ago for a Star Craft 2 cartoon contest Blizzard was running.

If you don’t know what Star Craft is, then you won’t get the joke…and even if you do know Star Craft, there’s a fair chance you won’t get the joke either. Needless to say the cartoon did not win, but it was a lot of fun to make. Pierre did the art, by the way (I can’t paint like that).

So I’ve been having random ideas for comic strips, mostly one-panel affairs, but some multi-panel concepts as well. Here’s my first attempt.