After eight years of marriage and thirteen years together, my wife and I are getting divorced. I am, …
In my notes, I found some fairly sparse thoughts on listening to Lita Ford’s solo career for …
I did a little analysis of my Letterboxd watch list, to see if there were any interesting patterns.
Twitter’s public implosion has redoubled my interest in blogging, and I’ve been posting …
You may know that you can open man pages in a Neovim buffer with :Man.
However, you can also …
I’m working on a short novel, which got me thinking about typesetting (naturally). …
There are plenty of fuzzy search solutions for Neovim, most notably Telescope, but sometimes you …
I’ve been trying to find a good workflow for drawing vector artwork that has the spontaneity …
I entered a erotica fiction contest for the popular comedy podcast Double Threat, and I was lucky …
Another piece I wrote in collaboration with an A.I., this time, trying to create the most …
I had some trouble after upgrading GPGTools to version 2020.2 on macOS Big Sur, where it would …
I’ve been working on a graphing project for the Astoria Digital volunteer group in …
I find PHP’s boolean casting rules strange and hard to remember. I know I’m not alone.
Finished reading: The AWK Programming Language by Alfred V. Aho, Brian W. Kernighan & Peter J. …
I’ve vaguely known about CSS’s general sibling combinator for a while, but I have never …
A lot has changed in the world since I last posted.
I have been extremely lucky during this …
Finished reading: Learning to Program in C by Thomas Plum. It took me around six months. Below are …
Here’s a little web component I came up with to produce typewriter text, similar to old school …
Too much A.I. generated story based on characters from Paper Computer Games: pcg.wikia.com.
More A.I. generated story based on characters from Paper Computer Games: pcg.wikia.com.
A.I. generated story based on characters from Paper Computer Games: pcg.wikia.com.
I won’t lie: this is the darkest, horniest piece of A.I. assisted fiction I’ve ever …
I’ve been writing(ish?) stories via aidungeon.io, a ML algorithm trained on text adventure …
I’ve been writing(ish?) fiction via the fantastic aidungeon.io, which is a machine learning …
This is a piece I wrote for McSweeny’s that I didn’t think would get published, but …
Didn’t finish reading The Silent Clowns by Walter Kerr.
Finished reading: The C Book by Mike Banahan, Declan Brady and Mark Doran, originally published by …
Today I downloaded all the data Facebook has on me, and started poking through it. Since it’s …
These are some choice picks from what I’ve been reading for the past few weeks.
I wrote a small git pre-commit hook to prevent committing certain files.
There are more words to …
It’s like if Humphrey Bogart and Tina Fey had a baby.
—Stephen Spielberg
I took a week off from work to join a deep dive study group on machine learning. It was an …
This is not meant to be a take down piece, and I realize I’m not providing any direct …
I had written a roundly rejected magic item for a Pathfinder RPG contest some years back, and just …
I started buying records a few months ago, and I’ve already compiled a large body of imagined …
This new healthcare overhaul bill in the senate is already deeply unpopular, but for anyone still …
Welcome, Internet folks! If you’ve been following along, this is the final post in my three …
The Situation
You have a list of items that you need to render with comma separation, and an …
Welcome internet traveler, you’ve found your way to my guide on how to improve your online …
Update: The next article in this series is now published.
Confused about what privacy versus …
If you like JavaScript this binding, and the comedy classic Who’s on First?, then is this the …
A quick, fun tip for Mac and command line users who are fans of The Lord of the Rings;
The other day I had some time in between work and an improv show I was doing that night, so to pass …
I bought the new 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons players handbook. Having thought 4th edition was …
Jekyll is a tool for static site generation, and it’s what powers Github pages, both of which …
When a developer moves to a new company, one of the biggest transitions is adapting to the new code …
I would like to take this opportunity to transcribe a whacked out dream I had early this morning …
Well hello again folks!
Once again I have been a bad blogger and neglected this one for quite some …
Good news folks, my health has improved in the decade since my last post! Well, decade is a bit of …
I’m out! Through cunning, misdirection, careful planning, bribes, an elaborate disguise kit, and the …
Well, I’ve been in the hospital for two and a half weeks, and my billirueben has been steadily going …
Today is Wednesday May 26th, the fifth day of my latest stint in the hospital. I’ve been getting the …
Finally, after a week of siting around in the hospital, and waiting around all day today, I was …
Hello everyone! Sorry that it has been so incredibly long since my last post, however in my defense, …
Before I get into the leukemia update portion of this post, I would like to announce the launch of …
Well, it’s taken me a few days longer to come up with the second part of catching up with transplant …
Welcome one and all, to another long overdue post! A lot has happened since I said I was going to …
I apologize for not posting for a while, but I’ve been busy, and busy equals news, so here it is: I …
It certainly has been a while since my last post, and for all those fiending for new material, I …
The Bilge Rat
Hygiene is just that thing that happens to other pirates.
This past Thursday I went into the doctor’s office to get my weekly blood test; the numbers revealed …
In response to my cousin Megan’s link to the BBC’s Male vs Female Brain Test, I have posted my …
So remember that screenshot I posted of a cartoon I said I was going to finish in a week a month …
I just took an online test to determine which side of the brain you favor, right or left. Here are …
Good news!
I got the first half of my test results back this Tuesday (the bone marrow test), and …
Good news! I have unearthed a video of me playing with one of my favorite bands of all time, The …
The warmest of hellos! Some of you may have heard about my experiences last night, but for those who …
Big news! Finally, this blog ties into current political events, a major goal of mine for at least …
Well folks, the big day has come and gone (please refer to my last post), and it turns out to have …
Welcome back to a brand new post, after a much begrudged absence (at least I assume it was …
Folks, I have stumbled upon something so nerdy, so impressive, and so potentially useless that I had …
Salutations from the hinterlands! Well, the New Jersey suburbs, really. I apologize for the lag in …
Hey, it’s everybody’s favorite subject, bone marrow! I already told all the grisly bits in The Story …
Well hello folks, just a short post this time.
It’s happened. I feel practically myself again. I’m …