Sunset Park goes hard for Halloween đ
Just got my COVID booster and flu shot đ đȘ
Them: âOh, you play in an Orchestra! Thatâs so coolâ
Me: âYeah, well, I play kazooâ
Them: âThatâs still pretty coolâ
Me: âTHIRD CHAIRâ
Finished reading: Lesser Known Monsters of the 21st Century by Kim Fu đ
Brilliant razor blade dissections of what it feels like to live in the world right now.
Found my plant at the Brooklyn botanical garden.
First rule of over sharers anonymousâtell everyone.
Good cop: Tell us what you know, and weâll get ice cream.
Bad cop: If you donât talk, youâll never eat ice cream again!
Weird cop: in clown suit I prefer sorbet.
Started reading: Where it Rains in Color by Denise Crittendon đ