The Chris DeLuca Newsletter


I watched half of the Red Hot Cheetos movie the other night. It is not good, but I was entertained, but I shut it off. Make of that what you will. šŸæ

2024-03-13


God help me, Iā€™m reading old journals. On May 9th 2020, I wrote:

I had a dream where I was in the back seat of a car driven by Andrew Cuomo. He kept farting and blaming other people.

Prophetic.

2024-03-13


Any Technology Indistinguishable From Magic is Hiding Somethingļæ¼ is a wonderfully written take on the corporate capture of the internet, by Jason Velasquez. After reading, spend a little time clicking around his site. Itā€™s compelling and personal and old web weird.

2024-03-14


The only thing we have to fear is FDR; his bites give you polio.

2024-03-14


Iā€™m 5ā€™9ā€ and weigh 120lbs soaking wet. Dry, Iā€™m 5ā€™2ā€.

2024-03-14


A fascinating history of the espionage act through the lens of leaking in general and Julian Assange specifically.

2024-03-15


My family has no idea what any of my job titles mean. To them:

  • Computer programmer = smelly wizard
  • Software engineer = fake engineer
  • Web developer = spider

2024-03-15


They may seem smart, but underneath it all computers are really dumb. You think your dog is dumb? Your computer wouldnā€™t know the first thing about licking its balls.

2024-03-15


Iā€™m pleading with the universe, for the love of of Christ, someone create a game called, ā€œFunkboarder Jet-Thousandā€

2024-03-16


I would drive hours sight unseen to hear a band called, ā€œFloppy Peter and the Mush.ā€

2024-03-16


Fandom levels

  • 0 You donā€™t care.
  • 1 Youā€™re into some of it, maybe tag along if others are going.
  • 2 You like it. You own some stuff.
  • 3 You love it. You own a lot of stuff. You talk about it to other people.
  • 4 It is your favorite. You own it all.
  • 5 It is your identity. It is all you talk about.

2024-03-17


I saw the 30th anniversary Kaiju Big Battel show last night. Where else can you see a cross between a bear and a hamburger body slam a mutant lobster?

2024-03-18